A Delay-ed Jingle

Feeling rather depressed today, since I am a writer, and writers by nature get depressed.
Anyway, to cheer myself I wrote two songs...one is for people who are following the majority-leader scandal,
and might remember the Roger Miller (early '60's) hit, "King of the Road":

For Tom Delay...

"Old cronies I have found
short and not too big around
I'm a man of means, by no means,
King of the Hill."

I don't recall the rest of the words, and am too depressed to find them...so if you would like to
add a verse, please do so.

I also wrote another song today, and this one goes out to all the stressed moms and dads out there.
It's called, "Some of my least favorite things" and is sung to, you guessed it, the tune of "My Favorite Things"
from Sound of Music (courtesy of Lerner, ??)

"Stuffed up toilets
and boogers in washbowls
Kids who argue and
deny that they did so
dirty dishes and socks all over the house
These are a view of my least favorite things

When the cat purrs
When my hopes up
When I'm feeling glad
I simply remember my least favorite things
then I simply feel so bad"